Wednesday, July 07, 2004

highlights from a phone conversation with tracy

Tracy calls ets

Tracy: ets, kung lalaki ka sino sa mga babae sa chums ang pakakasalan mo?

Ets: ako!

Tracy: Ha!!! eh hindi ka nga mamimigay ng Zinger noh!

Ets: so what! Sana im fun noh!

Tracy: ang kapal. you wont give up nga you're Zinger for your husband noh! you told me that before.

Ets: you know what, this sacrifice thing is really overrated ha. God sana its my Zinger noh. if he wants one, e di he buys one.

Eh if you're sad, will a Zinger make you happy ha? NO!!! I will make you happy because i am fun!

Tracy: Thats true... sige, il marry you na rin.

Ets: Okay, you're my number 2 also.

Later that night, ets calls tracy

Ets: Tracy, i will not nalang marry me

Tracy: why?

Ets: i saw naman myself in the mirror eh and im really very fattie. I dont want na.

Ets' thought bubble: maybe if you learn to share the damned Zinger, you wouldn't be such a fattie!

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