tisay ako eh. hindi mapagkakaila na may dugo akong dayuhan. pero my gead minsan, wala talaga akong audio-video lock. the words that are coming out of my mouth, it just really dont fit.
like before in high school, i was talking to this australian student who lived in dasma. eh, tatanungin ko lang naman kung bakit hindi na lang sya maglakad pauwi. but like this what i said you imagine:
dapat: hey melanie, why dont you just walk home?
ang lumabas: hey melanie, why dont you just woke hum?
ang ganda.
tapos one time when i did the first reading for mass, ayaw kong tawagin si jesus na "san of mon" ha.
mali.
and yesterday, during a meeting. sabi ni ets, in her somewhat modulated corporate tone
"we're taking the lead on this project. were spareheeding it."
God!!!
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spareheeding is the best
hey, i have another story but im not the culprit this time.
my entire family kasi used to go on annual check-ups and syempre may mandatory x-rays yan.
so pasok si ets sa room, sumunod ang isang super cute na x-ray technician or med tech (im not sure)
tapos sabi niya after positioning me against the x-ray plate, in a very low, husky, im-gonna-take-you-right-here-right now voice "okay miss, please take a deep breath."
mmmmm sarap diba.
pero after the x-ray sabi niya "okay, you can BREATH now."
hay.....
wait, me too. sali ako.
i called tracy's landline one time, and jet, her brother, answered the phone.
CORINNE: Hello, hi may I please speak with Tracy?
JET: Oh, I'm sorry but she's not here.
CORINNE: Oh she's not HERE? Ok, thanks!
(click)
CORINNE: (to herself) AY POTA.
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