Wednesday, July 14, 2004

buddha bless me

as a general rule, i try to be zen about life and detach myself from material things. but these are things that i absolutely must have before i turn 40 or die, whichever comes first.

1. a range rover
2. kitchen aid
3. big-ass tv (really big)
4. a beach house (preferably in boracay)
5. country club membership in baguio country club
6. a time deposit account
7. GODFATHER trilogy dvd

oh my God, i think thats it. i thought i would at least have ten items there but thats really it.

anyway, speaking of lists (by the way dodo, i also love making lists and so do all my friends), here are some i just completed recently.

things to do before i turn 30 (march 8, 2005):

1. get a drivers license
2. get a new passport
3. wear a bikini in boracay
4. wear a tube dress on new years eve(fear)
5. complete one, just one, spinning class
6. total body wax (leave no prisoners behind)
7. get bangs (just thought of this recently when i saw it on jennifer aniston)
8. cook a complete thanksgiving dinner
9. walk into a restaurant and order anything i want without even looking at the price
10. k-hole

my top 10 fuckable celebrities (sarap):

1. hugh grant
2. andy garcia
3. matt damon
4. brad pitt
5. johnny depp
6. olivier martinez
7. Scott speedman
8. Colin Firth
9. Bono
10. colin farrell

ten things i want to change in my body:

1. remove (complete and total annihilation) all body and facial hair. leave only hair on head and eyebrows. and of course, your basic nosehair cos we need that i hear.
2. minimize pores
3. stretch marks be gone
4. lengthen legs
5. resize breasts (a little smaller)
6. resize hips (a lot smaller)
7. widows peak (i want one)
8. wavy hair na hindi magulo tingnan (like your typical guess model)
9. whiter and even teeth
10. remove hemorrhoids (seriously, is this something to be ashamed about ba? parang, to my think, hindi naman.

Five chicks i would have sex with:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

1 comment:

Phelps said...

Ha ha ha, Compulsive_eater. You split my sides. I, too like lists and have a "to do" list for girls.
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